Dave Grumble

20060817

sympathy for the devil

I have had an Epiphany. The missus is currently carrying our second baby and as she is now eight months along she is feeling rather swollen. This however has not stopped her commenting on the fact that I to seem to have swelled a bit myself. Well usually in response to such a comment I just strike a pose that is so sexy that she swoons and forgets she ever said anything.

However This time I stopped and thought about why some men, Maybe all men, Gain weight while there partner is expecting. Is it some spiritual link that that causes your body to mimic that of your impregnated missus? or perhaps its some deep seated neanderthal need not to seem small or waif like when walking beside a extremley large woman.

Well my freinds I have found the answer and it is none of the above! it is much more simple and yet more devious than that. A woman will treat herself to all sorts of extravagant goodies during pregancy reason being they have a nine month holiday from the social pressures that usually stop them having that extra slice. This leads to all manner of unhealthy snacks being readily available and what with her relaxing her regime it is almost impossible to ignore temptation.

So in conclusion I find myself not at fault for this weight gain it is just one more thing partners of pregnant people have to contend with.

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